Jan 30, 2013 11:00pm PST
heard you gave lindsay lohan $100,000 to pay her taxes. isn't that kind of a waste, with her track record? >> well, c0me on, jay, it's not like i'm lighting cigars with $100 bills, you know? [ laughter ] jay, it's a cigarette! >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show" band. tonight, jay welcomes -- charlie sheen, from "silver linings playbook," oscar-nominated director david o. russell, the music of holly williams, and "products that should never merge." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have you all here. hey, listen to this -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. now, i don't -- i don't know how many of are you married. but, listen to this. according to a new study, nagging -- nagging, is the number one cause of divorce.
Jan 28, 2013 7:00am PST
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Jan 31, 2013 7:00am PST
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